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Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.
Host:What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant:Uhmm...taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant:Taptoy na teddy bird.
Host:What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....
Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl:Uhmm… more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less, less....
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the
Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!)
The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo…," and then she turns around, walks a
little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then
shouts, "CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"
(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant : Because, because…Danielle Steele, I like best.
Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
Host: So tell us, why did join this contest?
Contestant: Me, join this contest?, why did I?. Thank you!
Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube.
Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!
Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!
Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
(From gay beauty contest)
Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant: Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!
Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
(From gay contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano
nga po ulit yung question?
Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!
Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the
crowd starts helping her out.The crowd
starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl
turns and walks away.)
Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant: I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that?
KALABASH?
Host: What is your motto?
Contestant: Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.
Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... a bumble bee!
Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old.
Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!
Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.
Host: Describe your love one in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: OK, sige!
Girl: In one word, MY LIFE!
Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!
Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite.
Girl: Eh kasi patay na sya eh.
Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!
Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to
the eye!
Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on!
Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles!
Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did
you walk?
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